Hot Stock Tip

My financial licenses have long since expired and I'm under no legal obligation to hedge what I say, so here's some unauthorized free information for you.  Maybe you were hit particularly hard by the recession.  Or maybe you're being hit particularly hard by the "recovery."  Or maybe you're just sick of working for The Man and you want some nice and easy work-free income to help you out later in life.

Here's the trick.  Take whatever savings you have left.  Empty the kids' college funds.  Borrow some money from your neighbors.  Grab every last crashing dollar that you can find.

Then, whatever it takes, find a way to invest in whatever company makes these fucking things...

You'll have a first class seat on the gravy train.

As the kids on the interwebs are fond of saying - FML.