The Corleone Institute is accepting nominations.

Through years and years of intensive study, the researchers at the institute have tried to determine who exactly is the most attractive woman on earth. Our researchers are far more lazy and prone to distraction than most, so there's no telling where this study will lead. It seems like some sort of ranking should be in the works, sooner or later.

In addition to their general laziness with respect to matters of research, the folks at the institute can sometimes become obsessed with a single topic and overlook the virtues of other topics. This week's 'topic' of choice seems to be Kate Beckinsale. On a scale of 1-100, her physical beauty is about a 150. And, from the little bit that I've seen the researchers have seen of her, she seems pretty cool. Plus a prim and proper London accent, just for good measure? Oy, she's gonna be tough to beat.

I don't know if any sort of ranking is actually forthcoming. I don't even know if anyone reads this blog anymore. When you work as a tech support guy for a major computer/cell phone company, and therefore spend all day telling elderly people how to set up their ID's for app purchases, blog topics don't come readily to mind. You typically just feel inclined to get as far away from your computer as possible. Maybe my blog has already entered the death spiral from which there is no exit. I don't know.

Assuming that anyone is reading though, the Corleone Institute welcomes all input. Is Kate Beckinsale the most desirable woman on earth? If not, we're accepting nominations. google-site-verification: googlea5e42937fcf52959.html