Saturday, December 20, 2008

12/20/08

Are there any lawyers reading this blog? They have upped the ante with this one. Holy jeez. I can tell you with 100% certainty that there is nobody on that dating site who looks this good. This false advertising has to stop!

I got caught up in a long and drawn-out war with the Aztecs during last night's game of Civilization III. As a result of that battle, I have no idea what time I finally fell asleep. It was late. I do know that much. It was nice and cold ouside though, so the sun didn't heat up my truck and wake me this morning. I rolled out of the sack around 11am and got set to hit the road.

The traffic flow through Missouri was much more efficient today than it was last night. The speed limit is 70mph across most of the state and my truck can go 65mph. This generally means that the cars pass me continuously and never really cause me any trouble on the hills. I don't know what was the issue last night. Today it was all good. There was a Werner guy who couldn't figure out how fast he wanted to go, but I handled him.

Then I got into Illinois. If you ever have to drag a heavy trailer for a few hours, I-55 in Illinois might be a pretty good place to start. It's flat. It's sparsely populated for the most part. The speed limit for trucks is 55mph and almost nobody drives that slowly. For those of us who do obey the limit, that's a nice stretch of road for setting the cruise control and enjoying the ride while everyone else passes on the left.

My normal approach for a short weekend trip like this would be to split it somewhat evenly between Saturday and Sunday. I prefer to spend a little time driving on both days instead of driving a lot one day and sitting for the other day. Once I got to the halfway point on this trip, it started to snow. The roads were clean and dry though. I decided to keep rolling until things got slick, since I have no idea what kind of weather tomorrow will have in store. I know it's supposed to be pretty damn cold. Better to be fairly close, just in case tomorrow's drive is a rough one. The last twenty or thirty miles before I-80 started to show some accumulation and the temperature was well below freezing, so I've stopped in Wilmington for the night. The roads weren't too bad yet, but such a long ride today with the cruise set and no traffic had left me feeling pretty complacent. I wasn't really on my 'A' game so there was no point in diving into a snowstorm when I didn't have to. From here I have about 120 miles to cover tomorrow.

I tend to think that I'm a college football fan. Right now, I wonder. I simply can't watch South Florida vs. Memphis. It's too incredibly boring. BYU vs. Arizona? Not likely. I guess I'll fire up the good old Civ III and start a war with the Mayans.

Friday, December 19, 2008

12/19/08

I guess we can always find a silver lining if we're inclined to do so. I got five phone calls warning me to be extra careful on my way home this morning. Apparently the folks back in Michigan got pounded by some pretty heavy snow today. The joke's on you, suckers. The weather in Oklahoma and Missouri was fine.

I also got my layover paid today for the shop time in Tennessee. This was a much quicker turnaround than they made with my Thanksgiving layover pay, so that's pretty nice. An extra sixty bucks (when the breakdown itself cost me $260 in lost miles last week) obviously ain't gonna make me wealthy, but that sub-$700 thing was some kind of psychological threshold for me. At least now this week is over $700 and we can hope for some kind of decent luck moving forward.

After an extended lunch/shower/nap/etc. break outside Springfield, I dragged my nice heavy 44,000 pound load back onto the highway. Very shortly thereafter, it became readily apparent that I should have just stayed where I was. People were constantly passing me going up the hills and then coming down the hills in front of me at 55mph or so. I got to Saint Robert before deciding to cash in for the night and try again tomorrow. My road rage threat level had reached the red zone. Slamming someone into a ditch so close to Christmas just didn't sound like the right thing to do. Tomorrow is another day, or something like that.

It looks like I have a total of nine hours in total to drive over the next two days, ahead of my Monday morning appointment. Pretty easy weekend. If I'm gonna make seven hundred bucks, I might as well not work hard for it, right? You know, silver linings and such.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

12/18/08

I know this doesn't exactly make me any kind of seer, but I'm pretty sure we're in for a long and boring winter in the old truckin' bidness. We're getting the PR spin from the company now about how, starting in January, they'll be using more ConWay and Menlo freight to keep us moving. You know, like they said they would be doing starting last January. You know, like they said they would be doing starting last May. You know... whatever. I guess things were rolling along pretty well so we didn't need any extra freight at the time. Now they're saying again that they're gonna get us more of that freight, so we'll see what happens there. I guess you can count me among the skeptics.

Today was another sweet one. Nobody kicked me out of my last customer's parking lot, so at least I had that going for me. Otherwise there wasn't much. I sat around all morning and most of the afternoon before being assigned to a 112 mile deadhead. The load that I pick up tomorrow delivers in Niles, Michigan... on Monday. For those of you keeping score at home, Monday will be day #6 and I'll be 185 miles from my house when I get unloaded. According to the "rules" I should be deadheaded home, with pay, at that time. Anybody wanna lay odds on whether or not that happens? Of course, Monday morning is exactly late enough for me to miss the entire weekend that Mom put together for the family. So now I'll be going home simply to get next year's permits for my truck and do my laundry. Then I'll be right back out on the road. You win some, you lose some, I guess.

Adding insult to injury, the run that ruined my weekend and failed to get me home is a whopping 756 miles. For those of you keeping score at home, this will give me a total of 1,769 miles for the week. As of yet, the chickenheads in Joplin haven't sent me the message indicating that the layover pay for my truck being in the shop has been processed. Without that I'll fall below $700 for the week. It's a good thing I had a damn busy nine months to start this year. We're sure as hell limping to the finish here. I'm told that everything will be great when all the hopenchange arrives next month though. I still haven't been told exactly how but, you know, I can't wait to see.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

12/17/08

I awoke to the sound of a beep this morning. Nah, not the satellite thing. I forgot to shut my phone off last night. I got a text message saying, "Good morning," way the hell before I got out of bed. Where are the text messages from my fiance? She can get in touch with me anytime she wants to, if you know what I mean. I'm starting to suspect that she was never told about our engagement.

After I managed to get back to sleep, the satellite thing beeped and I was awake once again. It was a message from my fleet manager, asking about my trailer situation. I cruised across the lot to see if my empty was ready. It was. I sent a reply and then hooked to my trailer. I was #1 on the board by that time so I didn't want to drive too far in search of a parking spot. I was parked in the bobtail area at ConWay overnight, but they really don't like us hanging around there hooked to a trailer. There has been a whole lot of that going in the wrong direction crap lately, but I had to go somewhere. Luckily there was a Petro right down the street. I headed over there and hopped back in bed.

Not long after I started to doze off, I received my next assignment. As seems to be the case quite often in recent weeks, CTL pimped out my services to a broker. As the brokered loads tend to be, this one was 44,000 pounds of paper. I had to head down to the paper mill outside Mansfield for an afternoon pickup. I took a nice nap to finally finish off my night's rest and then drove down. I was a couple of hours early but they checked me in right away and sent me to the warehouse. The guys back there were on their lunch break at the time. Once they got back, I was loaded fairly quickly and sent on my way.

Toward Michigan, you ask? Not exactly. For those of you keeping score at home, I began the day in Shreveport, 1,058 miles from home. I ended the day in Oklahoma City, 1,021 miles from home. Well hell, I guess I am getting closer after all. There is the possibility that there is freight heading north from this area and that's why I was sent over here. Of course, if this is the case, I'm not allowed to know. The driver is required to be the least informed person involved with every load. I'm pretty sure that rule is in the company handbook somewhere. Then there's also the possibility that there is no plan and they just sent me wherever they could send me today. Oh well, I guess we'll see what happens soon enough. I got another decent day's worth of miles so I'll take it for what it's worth.

In what could be considered a minor coup on my part, I noticed that the consignee's receiving hours were listed on the bill of lading. They are open from 7am to 11pm with no appointment required. I was dispatched to deliver at 7am. Instead of waiting until tomorrow, I hauled ass to Oklahoma City and got rid of the load tonight. The traffic around Dallas was horrendous but otherwise I made pretty good time. The temperature stayed above freezing the whole way so that misty foggy crap never turned to ice. Good thing the shipper checked me in early.

I'm #3 on the board right now. Hopefully getting here tonight will give me a leg up on whatever the planners start assigning in the morning. I didn't have any bright ideas concerning parking tonight so I've pulled off to the side of the consignee's lot. They use this area to drop trailers. I might end up getting kicked out if I'm in someone's way. So far though, nobody has bothered me. I guess I'll hop in bed and see if my luck can hold out until morning.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

12/16/08

Whenever people discuss these OTR outfits, the conversations tend to follow a predictable pattern. Sometimes a given person is trying to get a recruiting bonus by highlighting the good things. Other times a person is trying to make a former employer look bad by highlighting the bad things. Either way, you fall back to so many cents per mile and so many miles per week and this kind of truck or that kind of truck. None of that matters a whole lot to me. I am inclined to believe that 90% of us in this line of work earn within a few thousand bucks of each other over the course of a year. 90% of us could probably convince ourselves that there's a reason for choosing one company over another, even though they're all about the same. If I had to point to one thing that I really liked about CFI (and subsequently CTL), it would be that they leave me the hell alone. Unless something unforeseen comes up, there is rarely a reason for me to communicate with anyone in Joplin. I like that.

Then, every once in a while, something unforeseen comes up. My broken truck was unforeseen, for example. I spoke with the people on the weekend shift before checking into my motel on Sunday. They appeared to have everything all squared away. But it wasn't all squared away, at least not for my fleet manager. After getting a ride back to the Kenworth dealer and getting my truck back this afternoon, I hopped inside. There was a message waiting on the satellite unit. My fleet manager was wondering why I haven't been on the board for the last two days. Huh? I was told quite specifically that some chick was typing all of that nonsense into the computer on Sunday while I was talking to her. She said that she saw the notation from our road service guys authorizing my motel. She said that the relay had been set up to get rid of my loaded trailer. She said that I was all set. Somehow this information didn't get passed along to the Monday-Friday crew, I guess.

I had to feel at least a little bad for my fleet manager, given the barrage of crap that I sent to him next. Since he hadn't known what was up with my truck, he must have been thrilled to get a bunch of extraneous messages from me after I got the truck back. A reply to his inquiry, asking him to put me on the board, was first. Then the form requesting my home time. Then the form requesting layover pay. Then the form requesting a reimbursement number for my motel. Then he asked for my trailer number. So I replied to that one. Then he asked if I had changed my mind about being home for Christmas, since he had me down as planning to be on the road. So I answered that one explaining that I just need a few days at home and I'll be back out before Christmas. Lots of communication today. That's not the strong suit for this company, so I guess that should just remind me of how good I have it most of the time.

I was #5 when I got on the board in Jackson. Before too long, I got an assignment. I had to bounce over to our terminal in West Memphis and pick up a loaded trailer going to... Shreveport. I guess we're going with the Christopher Columbus approach to home time. If I go south long enough, eventually I'll be further north... or something. At least I got in a good 435 miles of work today so I won't hang my head about the home time thing just yet. There's still plenty of time for me to get to Michigan from here by the weekend (as long as they don't really try sending me around the South Pole). If the choice was to roll south today or not to roll at all today, I would prefer to roll south.

The CB commandos were in full force on I-40. Tales of doom and gloom were coming across the radio every fifteen seconds or so. Apparently there was some messy weather in Arkansas to the west of Little Rock. For my part, the trip down I-40 onto I-440 and then I-30 was no problem. The bridges around Little Rock did look like they might be a little slick but I didn't notice any slippage. Fortunately things warmed up gradually as I made my way further south. I had to run about a ninety mile stretch on two-lane roads with which I wasn't familiar. I didn't have a lot of confidence that those roads would be easy to handle if they were indeed icy. By the time I got to Shreveport it was up to forty degrees though. A little rain here and there, but that was about it.

I rolled into the ConWay yard in Shreveport a little while ago to make my drop/hook. The drop part went as planned. The hook part, not so much. There are no CFI or ConWay Truckload trailers on the yard. I spoke with the guy in the dispatch office. He assured me that there were two CFI trailers out here. So I headed back outside. There are most definitely not two CFI trailers out here. So we reached the conclusion that I'll just go to sleep for the night and the trailer that I brought in will be empty by tomorrow morning. I'll take that one back and everybody will be happy. Simple enough. No problem.

And what was that thing that I like most about my job? Oh yeah, the communication (or absence thereof) thing. The computer system won't put me on the board without a trailer. My first inclination would have been just to send an empty call as if I had been live unloaded. Then the computer would have the trailer number that it needed and I could get on the board. That probably would have worked fine. I have a bit of an unlucky streak sometimes though. What would happen if I were on the board and they assigned something to me while my trailer was still full of ConWay freight and sitting at the dock? That would be bad. So I had to call Joplin. The nice young lady who answered the phone said that she would take care of it for me. In what I must admit was a surprising twist, she took care of it just like she said she would. Good lookin' out, my sister.

I'm #2 on the board and highlighted for home time. I'm guessing this means that I'll be moving pretty early tomorrow. Goodnight.

Monday, December 15, 2008

12/15/08

The last time I found myself in a motel room as a result of waiting for a Kenworth dealer to fix my truck, I awoke on day #2 and briefly (very, very briefly) entertained the notion that I would never drink again. Yep. Same deal today. Lots of football to watch yesterday and not much else to do really. My Skins continued to play the role of the NFL's version of Notre Dame... by losing to the NFL's version of Syracuse. They even had the damn orange uniforms.

I think that the most disappointing part of the day yesterday came when one of the mechanics was driving me to my motel. I observed that I have a hard time picturing how that bracket could have snapped cleanly above the bolt in the way that it did. His reply - "Hell, I've seen a thousand of 'em do that." So... it might not be a completely rare occurrence? A design issue maybe? Maybe it would make sense to keep at least ONE bracket in stock then? Unbelievable.

Once I reviewed my miles for last week, I was relieved to see that at least I got to 2,588 paid miles by the time I reached Jackson. This doesn't change the fact that I lost the bulk of the trip to North Carolina, but it does make my pay for the week decent if nothing more. However, I needed a big week, not just a decent week, to offset the prior shitty one. My broken bracket kept this from happening. Since I now have to request home time as soon as I get my truck back on Tuesday, I'm not terribly confident that I'll make much money this week either. Oh well... the way the cookie crumbles and whatnot. My hotel for next weekend in Niagara Falls has a casino nearby. We all know that a casino is a good place to go to make money when you're broke, right?

On a positive note, the damn false advertisers keep giving me more ammo for my impending lawsuit. Maybe I can collect a big settlement and not have to worry about economic conditions.




On an additional positive note, it looks like my cozy little motel room is keeping me away from some pretty lousy road conditions around here. I just saw the weather report on the local news. Oy. I'm kicking it in my nice warm room, sitting comfortably in my boxers. (For your own sake, don't try to picture that.)

Now we get to some more legal news. Jim over at Lease Purchase Journal noticed that a certain blogger has been seized by the mullahs. There have now been calls for his release. This may be cause for concern but the folks at Fenian Godfather Legal, after doing their required research, are pleased to report the following:

First, those whackjobs arrested the 'Blogfather,' not to be confused with the grossly overused moniker 'Godfather.' I'm not nearly creative enough to have combined an old nickname from a few friends with a 21st century internet trend. To quote our good friend Shaggy - "It wasn't me."

Second, the outspoken critic being held by those folks in Tehran is also a Canadian citizen. It's no secret that I suspect the crazy Canucks of plotting to invade Montana, so I doubt that his sympathies and mine are likely to intersect in a problematic fashion. One more crisis avoided.

Last but not least, since I'm jamming a bunch of links into this post, yeah baby!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

12/14/08

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember how
my paycheck used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
A few days off, I could finance
And, maybe, I'd be happy for a while


But the frosty winds made me shiver
With every load that I'd deliver
Bad news on the post-trip
My bracket snapped at its tip
I can't remember if I cried
When the dealer said they really tried
But the part I need they don't supply
Today, my paycheck died

So bye-bye, weekly income that's high
Drove my Kenworth to the dealer
But the stock room was dry
And them good old boys
Were smokin' Camels nearby
Singin, "Tuesday is the day you can fly"
"Tuesday is the day you can fly"

Did you write the book of life?
And did you include all the extra strife?
Just 'cause you were in the mood
Do you believe in the luck of the draw?
Or that little thing called Murphy's Law?
Can you teach me how to choose the long straw?

Well, I know that that's just how it goes
My life has had more highs than lows
I'll just kick off my shoes
Now I have lots of time to snooze
I was a lonely driver rolling east
With a good week's pay in the books at least
But I knew I that my luck had ceased
The day my paycheck died

I started singin, "Bye-bye, weekly income that's high"
Drove my Kenworth to the dealer
But the stock room was dry
And them good old boys
Were smokin' Camels nearby
Singin, "Tuesday is the day you can fly"
"Tuesday is the day you can fly"

For the last month I've been on the road
Praying for miles with every load
But that's not how it used to be
Before the market went into the tank
We all had some money in the bank
But the financial meltdown, we did not foresee

Oh, and while Fannie Mae was going down
Hank Paulson mumbled like a clown
The congress was adjourned
No action was returned
And while The One, he read a book on Marx
Into a recession we did embark
And Bush spent a trillion on a lark
The day my paycheck died

We were singin' "Bye-bye, weekly income that's high"
Drove my Kenworth to the dealer
But the stock room was dry
And them good old boys
Were smokin' Camels nearby
Singin, "Tuesday is the day you can fly"
"Tuesday is the day you can fly"

Helter skelter, I had no smelter
So I would have to search for shelter,
With a smelter, I could have built the part
Instead it would have to be shipped in
And I would take it on the chin
While I sat and thought about, what might have been

Now the air was filled with diesel fumes
While the radio played a redneck tune
I don't get up to dance,
Oh, but have I ever got the chance!
'Cause I tried to find something to do
All I could find were food and brew
Do you recall what worked for you
The day your paycheck died?

We started singin' "Bye-bye, weekly income that's high"
Drove my Kenworth to the dealer
But the stock room was dry
And them good old boys
Were smokin' Camels nearby
Singin, "Tuesday is the day you can fly"
"Tuesday is the day you can fly"

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A bunch of southern boys talkin' Chase
But I've never been a NASCAR fan
So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!
Jack come up with some kind of trick
Cause without that part I'm sitting on my can

Oh, as I watched him on the phone
I realized my day was blown
No angel born in hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as I gave into my plight
I needed a place to spend the night
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day my paycheck died

He was singing, "Bye-bye, weekly income that's high"
Drove my Kenworth to the dealer
But the stock room was dry
And them good old boys
Were smokin' Camels nearby
Singin, "Tuesday is the day you can fly"
"Tuesday is the day you can fly"

I met a Godfather who sang the blues
And I asked him for some happy news
But he just smiled and turned away
I went down to the Super 8
Where for my part I would have to wait
But the Hindu guy said, "Please enjoy your stay."
And in the streets, the cars went by,
Then I shrugged, and let out a sigh
But not a word was spoken
My weekend hopes were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They inspired me to write this post
The day my paycheck died

And they were singing, "Bye-bye, weekly income that's high"
Drove my Kenworth to the dealer
But the stock room was dry
And them good old boys
Were smokin' Camels nearby
Singin, "Tuesday is the day you can fly"
"Tuesday is the day you can fly"

They were singing, "Bye-bye, weekly income that's high"
Drove my Kenworth to the dealer
But the stock room was dry
And them good old boys
Were smokin' Camels nearby
Singin, "Tuesday is the day you can fly"
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