I'm not very well versed in this Rapture business. It doesn't seem to have a lot of traction in the mainstream Christian community, but I guess Jesus wasn't a big hit with a lot of mainstream Jews for a while either. Who knows, man? I sure don't. I do have a pretty busy weekend ahead of me so I thought I would go ahead and post this ahead of time. 6pm Saturday will sneak up on me in a hurry.
If I am fortunate enough to get taken to Heaven tomorrow and you get left behind, hopefully you'll endure the trials and suffering a little more with the knowledge that I've gotten a kick out of some of these chats. Best wishes to you.
If you're fortunate enough to get taken and I'm left behind, go on your way and feel no sorrow for the likes of me. However it all turns out, I've probably got it coming to me. I'll contently accept whichever judgment comes my way.
If we're all still here on Saturday night, then... I don't know... nevermind, I guess.
