I've probably drunk more alcohol in my 35 years on this planet than most of you will drink in a lifetime. Plenty of you may actually get drunk more than I do, since I don't ever get all that intoxicated when I drink, but my capacity for consumption is enough to surprise even myself sometimes. (You should have seen that tailgate for the Navy game. Oy.) Being a fat bastard plays a role in this capacity, I'm sure, as does being a well-practiced drunk of Irish extraction. I'm not even kidding when I say this BAC shit that the cops use should operate on a sliding scale.
Anyhow, getting to the point... Even though I like to catch a buzz as much as anyone, I had never ever heard of vodka-soaked tampons or butt chugging.
What the...? What?
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