If the National League actually won the All Star Game, then change is clearly in the air. Yes, in point of fact, that sentence was a vaguely cryptic hint of an upcoming discussion. Don't worry about that though. Just focus on the one thing that will never change - women.
For instance, women have always been able to alter their appearances by plying us with drinks. That'll never change.
And they've always had a knack for taking the one thing that matters most to a guy.
And they always seem to leave us imagining just how much fun they could be... if only they weren't who they are.
And their sensitivity about being women always seems to operate on a hair trigger.
On a positive note though, they are sometimes good for a laugh.
They've always had ways of making our body parts do weird things when we least expect it.
They've always been evil, as can be proven by simple mathematics.
They've never been able to respect our important work.
They've corrupted generations of us by setting rules in the early stages of the game, then changing those rules once we get warmed up a little.
Occasionally, they even seem to be encouraging us to die.
They have been known to give in to the temptations of the devil.
They can't seem to muster the appropriate level of enthusiasm when presented with a hunk of burning love.
And then there's this...
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