Things that A-Rod and I have in common:

1) We're both males
2) We've both used steroids in the past

Things that A-Rod and I don't have in common:

1) One of us has hit over 600 homers in the big leagues, while one of us once hit 12 homers in an 18 game season in Little League (You can figure out which is which)
2) One of us earns $27,000,000 a year playing baseball, while one of us earns $65,000 a year delivering milk (You can figure out which is which)

Things that A-rod and I have in common:

1) Neither of us got a hit off Tigers pitching with the game on the line
2) Both of us get to watch the ALCS on television Saturday night

Things that A-rod and I don't have in common:

1) One of us struck out three times tonight, while the other had a few beers after work at a local bar (You can figure out which is which)
2) One of us is a loser in the big-picture sense, while the other is a LOSER in the sporting sense (You can figure out which is which)

Suck it, New York.  Suck it long, and suck it hard.

Wait... what?

I've always thought the Japanese were the ones responsible for 99% of the stuff that makes me scratch my head and wonder what I just saw.

Looks like the Chinese are getting in on the act.  Funniest part of the article - speculation that this is a retaliation for export tariffs on chicken.  Yeah, sure thing dude.