Saturday, March 26, 2011

On second thought...

Maybe I was always a cynical prick.  Or it began at an early age, at the very least. Age 9 here...

(Bad image quality, but it's 25 years old and written in pencil.  What are you gonna do?)


If I were a snowflake, I would lead a painful life. First, in a snowstorm, I would go plop, flat. On my face. Then these stupid kids would roll me around & that would be uncomfortable. Finally I would turn into water & go back into the clouds to have it happen all again.

So you see, I don't want to be a snowflake.

Joseph Tigue
(Blogger's note - Don't bother. Haven't had that last name since many years ago.)

Say what you will though. That was a pretty damned logical paragraph. And I'm pretty sure I still don't want to be a snowflake. We won't even get into the dogs pissing and sodium chloride and such.

2 comments:

  1. Not to mention truck drivers taking a leak when the customer ain't open and the coffee/soft drink starts a conversation with your bladder.

    That and the philosophical question: Where does the color white go when the snow melts ?

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  2. It's just reflected light man... just reflected into the cosmos... never to be seen again.

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